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  • Serpent's Teeth [1]

    ONEThe wind was howling like a wolf outside, and the piano sounded sour. In the faint candlelight, the keys looked yellow instead of white, as though the sourness was leaking ...

    7 min read
  • Serpent's Teeth [2]

    TWOThe piano stool scraped back across the floor as I stood up. ‘Are you out of your mind?’ I demanded. ‘To do something like that would take—my dynamo wouldn’t stand ...

    21 min read
  • Serpent's Teeth [3]

    THREE‘Mother’a Mercy,’ Kettlesing said. ‘And then what happened?’ ‘He told me to be ready to proceed at a moment’s notice, and then called for the maid to show me out.’ ...

    6 min read
  • Serpent's Teeth [4]

    FOURLenore died the same night. I was downstairs in the cold drawing room, sitting at the piano, turning through the unused sheets of music. A maid had come in and ...

    11 min read
  • Serpent's Teeth [5]

    FIVEI’d given Justine the evening off, so I had to prepare the wash water myself. I was too tired to wait for a whole bath, so I heated enough water ...

    11 min read
  • Serpent's Teeth [6,7]

    K, so I went ahead and did some editing re Lenore and emotion and moral compasses and all, so hopefully the first few chapters fit a bit better now. That's ...

    14 min read
  • The Colours of Love 1

    In which there is talk of brains, and a new visitor comes to the lecture

    9 min read
  • The Colours of Love 1 (ii)

    1 (ii) The coffee house was small but fairly clean, with cracked windows and a smoke-stained ceiling. A thick fog of smoke and coffee fumes filled the room, and everyone ...

    14 min read
  • Love Like Clockwork 1

    1 The letter was propped up against the teapot and morning muffins. I pulled out my chair and sat down, reaching for the cup of tea Effie had already poured. ...

    11 min read
  • Love Like Clockwork 2

    TWO I finished my anatomy lecture at St Bart’s a little after one, but was kept behind by a student wishing to discuss the merits of Paracelsus over Galen. Swift ...

    22 min read
  • Clockwork Hearts [extract]

    This is an extract from my WIP, which is set in mid-Victorian London. Here the narrator (Victor) is trying to bring a dead girl (Lenore) back to life. I saw ...

    11 min read


I'll make sure nobody unauthorized runs off with the chamber pot, sir.
— Kaladin (Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson)