ToritheMonster

Needs... to... see! It's like this movie was made for me.

Dan Brown, fools!

I lied. I actually do know who Dan Brown is. I had a little brain fart. I've even read the Davinci Code!

Who, may I ask, is Dan Brown? And how do I write like him?

e-O twitch (*...*) skull

Mmmm waffles. I kinda wanna post my pic, but I'm afraid that some random dude will stumble upon it and I'll be stalked orever.

I think you should just shave down the very middle of your head, and don't bother with a beard. It's like a reverse mohawk. XD

Short shorts and a tank?

Dude! O>O How did you do that?

:@) pig @> ice cream

Souless by Gail Carriger Awesome book. It's a romance novel with steampunk, and also vampires and werewolves.IT'S NOT LIKE TWILIGHT. Believe me, I wouldn't have read it if it was ...

I discovered how to make Milkyway chocochinno. Previously, I had just been putting in the Milkyway packet into the machine on the coffee setting, as I had somehow missed both ...

Geek moment: I played Final Fanstasy III. My Dark Mage leveled up. (nuff said)

Eye expert, in da house! Here are the stats: Brown eyes are the most common eye color. They are caused by large amounts of melanin, a pigment found in eyes ...

*Begins spazzing out* reakgjruxsjndjxvcfhdjxdkjxrbu dUDE! You do realize that that INCREDIBLY BOTHERS people with OCD, right? HOLY CRAP IM SPAZZING OUT, MAN! I m not going to be able to ...