ToritheMonster

Hm. I'll keep that in mind. Although I'm curious as to why they're here...

Hola, chica! Hablo un poquito espanol... es muy mal, no? Bienvenidos a YWS! Okay, I'm gonna stop (failing at) speaking spanish now. So, as Snionk and Lava said, this is ...

Hiya, Syn! Welcome to YWS. I think you'll find plenty of awesome Brits around here. If you have and questions or concerns, feel free to PM me, or any of ...

When you cast it, can I be the chick with the gun? Put aside the fact that I'm five two. I could handle that thang.

My arteries are clogging just by seeing it... excuse me while I go puke my guts out. And with that lovely image, I'm back! Seriously. Why would anyone ever consume, ...

I luffs you too! But I want my monkey :P Silent, I'll get to yours ASAP. Skins, I'll do yours right after. I'm kinda loaded with work, so it might ...

Dunce I feel so loved. @ Mizzle: SharkAttack (I just can't forget your shark avvie from that movie. I enjoyed it so much.)

Probably kill him. Although my character doesn't sleep. But that's not the point. What would you do if someone stuffed a kitten down your pants?

Spooner Shut up, you creepy losers. Get your minds out of the gutter.

Known for being generally bolt-tastic. And an advocate of the spoon.

Hehe. You're on a roll. Off topic, I love the musical Oliver. I was in it. Funfun. Judging by the name of this thread, I'm gonna say that you like ...

All done!

Skinsy! Another brilliant chapter, I must say. Very nice. So, I'm glad that Oliver didn't die. He has some good important-character-potential. You style of writing is unfailingly real and funny. ...

Thanks Skinsy and Calligraphy! Woohoo! Featured work! Thanks, you guys!

thanks! It's a poem, rated E