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TommySneak

  • Writing Activities Re: Instructive Guides to Not Surviving in the World

    This is a format commonly used on my favorite humor site, Cracked.com, in where a columnist comes up with a scenario for one unlucky participant (usually the reader, but sometimes ...

    Mar 20, 2012


have u ever noticed how ugly rosy-lipped batfish r? and not like in the “aw ur so ugly ur cute” way that like opossums r — no they’re just hideously ugly beasts that should never have existed and r the epitome of evolution fails. the stupidity, blank look, head emptiness. they’re horrible n everyone who likes them r horrible too. they truly have the worst fan-base >:[
— Shady