TommySneak

Media has been known to sensationalize anything they can get their mitts on. More recently, less for the sake of hard-hitting journalism, and more so for driving traffic into their ...

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I don't know what's going on in that giffy, but it looks interesting so I'll throw down a ?9/10 just in case someone does that to me.

I'd probably befriend and ask him to build the Colosseum in my backyard like I always wanted. Then we'd smith swords, craft bows, and piece together arrows for the heck ...

Name- Artemis "Arty" Sparks Gender- Male Age- 16 Power- Earth Shaker Personality- Will not talk to people he does not know well, but friends often find a warm personality despite ...

This is a format commonly used on my favorite humor site, Cracked.com, in where a columnist comes up with a scenario for one unlucky participant (usually the reader, but sometimes ...

Is it odd that I think of everyone as a high-performance sports car?

Dubstep is one of those “Love or Hate” types of things. You either love it to death, or hate it with a passion, and I’d like to address both of ...

It's funny, because first world actually refers to the fact that I'm a capitalist, and second worlders are communists. If you haven't made friends with 'Murikah or the fancy ladies ...

Hi, Spark! My name is TommySneak, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't to hard to decipher considering the splendid website assigns each member a chance to customize their name, which ...

Sorry to respond so late, but thanks for your criticism. The reason I made that line so long and out of form with the others, (along with the entire stanza ...

I love you, you love me Together we’ll build a loving tree Where we can love and laugh and be free But hold on a second, I have to pee ...

Most would find this poem "choppy", or "basic", but your simplistic style makes each point stand out profoundly, and pack exponential meaning, as if each stanza contained thousands of smaller ...

I'm not going to go into much detail at the moment, because I am short on time, but this, overall, is a stalwart piece, worthy of anyone's attention. Your writing ...

[This story is REALLY old. The formatting is terrible, the grammar is terrible, and the overall premise is terrible, yet I am still ridiculously proud of my creation. I know ...