TheCatchphrase

A saxophone and some plastic vampire teeth. Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk

Definitely blue. Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Do whatever I want to for a day. Think of the possibilities! Amusement parks, meeting role models, getting on TV, PUBLISHING A NOVEL. I didn't choose fixing mistakes because those ...

Ooooooh this is a tough one... Security animal, I guess. A dog, preferably. Apple or Android?

"Nice ivory tights, Emma!" Oscar waspishly lied.

"You're a brown man, Charlie Good." "I AIN'T _____ THAT _____!"

As useful as white crayons. As sick as...

Hey old lady! You shouldn't obliterate children's kinky skunks!

Granted, but you can only travel to November 27, 2014. A random, insignificant day indeed. I wish I didn't have to go to sleep everyday.

But one is useless without the other! Paper, because you can make paper airplanes. Mario or Sonic?

"The combination of baby snot and elderly snot actually makes a pretty shade of green!"

Thank you! It's perfect XD

Ooh, ooh! Me next!

The power to smell everything.

The power to turn your teeth into fangs, but only when you're listening to classical music in reverse on your red white and blue headphones.