TheCatchphrase

Hearse

WalkLikeAnEgyptian

Fortunately, their heirs, who were desperate hobos, got a ton of money.

-65

Unfortunately, during a storm, the hospital's power shuts down. The back-up power generator is broken. His life support shuts down. aaaah that was morbid ;-; @CuriosityCat

Take another look, Mem. :P

FinallyRememberedTheMemory

Steve.

Out comes a dustbunny. I insert a feral cat...

Heard

Unfortunately your dad gets so calm that he slips into a coma.

Unfortunately, your dad is.

-64

Unfortunately, your teacher finds out and gives you both an F.

Unfortunately, you have to make up all your schoolwork the next day.