TheCatchphrase

*sips Coke then spits it out because it's diet*

*duck tapes your mind back together*

I mean... I try to.. ;-;

Omg same!

You own chickens? I've always wondered... How do you know when a chicken is laying an edible egg or a baby? Well, I mean, both are edible but only one ...

Catch frowns. "Was I not behaved last time?"

Why are you puking?

I can make your cookies disappear! Just close your eyes for about 30 seconds

That we can't see because we keep blinking!

What if a unicorn gets born everytime you blink

Granted, but you can only do so while wearing ugly yet magical socks and sandals. You're a laughing stock. I wish soda was more healthy.

Shin

*begins to learn sign language for Kelpie*

Hunt

(Names are words, aren't they?) Hurl