TenToTheFourth

Note: This was written with no intent of mocking anyone actually battling alcoholism or depression.

Thanks! And we're talking metaphorical Hitler here, which probably means a dark and sadistic wizard, who is definitely vulnerable to a heroic sword. Yeah, I think you're right about the ...

"You and Dad got divorced...remember?" Funny!

Thanks!! I will definitely consider that suggestion. Fabled Hero may yet make an appearance. As for the problem of stretching this out, I see where you're coming from, but I ...

Thanks for pointing that out, Flash. It's a bad habit I picked up a while ago. Yes, this is definitely a satirical narrative. Satirical narrative is, as the philosophers of ...