Teague

I can has prom? Taken a month ago, but whatever. And yes, that is a lifted Ford Excursion limo I'm sitting in.

I'm quite happily atheist. If you leave me alone about my beliefs, I'll leave you alone about yours. I consider it fair trade. I don't care what others believe. If ...

wiiiiiiiiiin.

Ohai thar. There are entirely too many people on this website that would like a mention from me, so I'm taking a page out of Hugh Laurie's book and picking ...

I stole the bucket of Twizzlers... and then it happened.

This was fun!

Actually, English majors are highly sought after in business. They need people who are capable of writing well. So it's not just for being a writer. >_>

I am not terribly pleasant five seconds after waking up, but my hair looked kind of awesome.

The British are coming, the British are coming! :P *hugs Jellyfish* I felt pretty today! Although the lighting in my bathroom totally killed it.

My favourite picture of my brother and me. ^^ Taken back in January, right before we went to the Craig Ferguson show. EDIT. Yes, I have no hands. >_>

Rainbows are where the leprechauns live! You wouldn't want to have to force Bekah off of YWS, now would you, Nate?

NO. I'll resign if you do. *lip quiver*

We decided on Monkey a loooooong time ago, guys. xD

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