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As you... um, commanded, sir. =P He picked himself up out of the mud frantically wiping away the dirt and grime from his Shozoku, cursing under his breath Feels to ...

So... what exactly is "snow?" Is it that annoying white stuff all over those trees and... and the ground? *cringes in fear* Haha, I'm just kidding. We don't get snow ...

*wiggles* Meep. I have no life. xD He looked like a Joe Smoe Joe Schmoe, perhaps? ;) ...A spoon? *reads on* “This,” John said, hoping the judge’s eyes would wonder ...

*invades* Muahahaha. I vacuum as a way to keep myself busy. I think that if I clean the house enough, then maybe it will stop. Instead, I can’t stop cleaning. ...

Hello there! I haven't seen you around YWS before. My name is Saint and I shall be your critiquer today. :D The taxi pulled up outside the terraced Ealing house ...

Erm... is there a point to this? A lot of the thoughts here are kind of disjointed. You talk about one thing, introducing some sort of archetype or symbol, and ...

Hello again Scribe! *waves* Is it slightly fangirl-ish of me that I see your username next to a thread title and I go "OMG yaaay?" xD Moving on... Another interesting ...

Ahoy Jasmine! *waves* You asked, I'm delivering! =D I have been called many things by many different sources, wicked, jealous, cruel, vain. A hyphen or semicolon would be lovely after ...

Haha aww... I really like the expression. It's kinda cute. ^^ ...Dragon? Cute? I'm going to hear it for that one later on. xD I think it's a wonderful piece. ...

Best. Opening line. Ever. xD In fact, best entire story ever. *insane laughter* Random question that popped into my head while I was reading this: do penguins have feathers?Oh, and ...

*evil cackle* Review number... I can't be bothered to count! Be proud that I have included you in my conquest of the Instructor's critique contest. ^^ My sweaty hand started ...

Ahoy Proky! How are you doing this fine [insert time of day here]? :D They give it to me reverently; I am feared, respected; but I am also loved. The ...

Hah! My last needed review of the day. *triumphant* Quick and totally unrelated pet peeve -- a lot is two words. Aagh! Your intro is an info dump. The angel ...

*waves* I hath raided your portfolio and settled on this. ^^ Hmm. An interesting concept, yes. I do like the repetition of the ro sham bo thing. Keeps a consistent ...

Hello again Scribe! *waves* Ooh, five gold stars. This'll be interesting. God I love your diction. And the Nietzsche reference. And Dante Alighieri as well? Wow. *worships* and blood is ...