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Yay! *reads* -:pirate3:

My cousin Alexander, because he's cute. ^^ And part of my other cousin, Joe. xD He's going to be a big brother soon! And I finally won't be the only ...

**MOVED to Other Fiction** (If I'm wrong about this, please let me know! :D) -Saint Razorblade The Official YWS Pirate :pirate3:

Dude. Petrol stations FTW. Or Costco hot dogs. My dad takes me to all the best places. -:pirate3:

So, I was on a 2-hour drive to Tucson this morning and I had a laptop in front of me. And what should happen? YWS = kablooey. Thank you, convenient ...

=O ... ='( *goes off to sob in the corner* -:pirate3:

A 5-star meal, Saint Razorblade style. A Hot Pocket with Cheetos for garnish. Washed down with a Coke, not pictured. Never let me be a chef. -:pirate3:

Haha. Nice. xD Indeed, obviously edited, but I'm pretty sure that's the point. ;) Highly amusing. A little blurry, but it doesn't subtract from the photo TOO much, you know? ...

Hey there! Welcome to YWS; I haven't seen you around. My name is Saint and I shall be your critiquer today! :D A small note: Generally, it's better to post ...

Aw. =( *pokes space* -:pirate3:

Woo! *prepares kitty-themed birthday presents* Kitten-shaped cookies for all! -:pirate3:

I knew I shouldn't have trusted that sleazy plastic surgeon. -:pirate3:

**MOVED to Fantasy Fiction** -:pirate3:

Author's note: OMG. Kick butt new avatar, Zankoku. xD Er. Anyway. I had more typed up, but apparently I fail at life and didn't save it. D: So yeah. Welcome ...

Wowza! The first four look very professional. And that could totally be an advert for Mountain Dew. You should send it to them, see if they'd buy the rights. =P ...