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A drunken scumbag hero Okay, I'll admit, I laughed. Gregory makes me think he might be a bit thick, but other than that I think of nothing. Trevor MacAllister

The star of the football team in secondary school. Paul Edwardson

It says there be no video. =/

Someone who lived a few centuries ago and was probably a blacksmith or something like that. Eric Raleigh

9/10 It made me smile. ^^

"It was quite unusual, and amusing in retrospect," Razorblade chuckles, half at her memories of the story, and half at Claire's hobbit jig.

Curse you Clau! You left me with almost nothing to critique that wouldn't be redundant. ;) Although I did say almost. ^_~ Calm down, deep breaths… “Oh God…” Sophie collapsed ...

9/10, the problem is that it's slightly logical. ^_^ Why get high when there are other ways to acheive a smug sence of superiority? scarcasm... my anti drug. Hey now! ...

I've gotten this poem in a handout from English teachers since sixth grade. It's right, though. ^_^

English: round-about American: traffic circle Americans + Roundabouts = bad news. And also, I'm not sure of this one. I've never heard a roundabout referred to as a traffic circle. ...

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5/10, also an overused one. ^^ Hello there my rabid German squirrels!

"Salt? I once wrote a story about a man who put salt on everything," Razorblade says. "He couldn't eat anything without salt on it, even in his Coke. If he ...

8/10, cute ^^ A eunuch is a man or boy whose testes are dysfunctional or have been removed. Insert witty thought here.

7/10, it gets marks off because Jesus came after God so it's kinda impossible. But meh. ^_^ Spontaneously combustible projectile eunuch sloths.