Sureal

i worship Enimem Aigh! Burn the evil one!

Hello, my name's Sureal. I'm a 16 year old from England and I'm an alcoholic with drug abuse problems. I also kick dogs for fun. Sorry - it's just the ...

All hail double posts! Anyways, welcome Flikity :).

Hello. ... what? I can give a normal welcome everynow and then... ... okay, I admit it. I'm in a rush. Don't have time to post anything more elaborate...

Some things you might want to know: Chicken Is Evil I can't remember, but didn't I say that at some point? Yes, my memory is like a three headed dog. ...

Hello Sarah. You say you're really crazy and evil? Around these parts, that's actually considered to be normal. No, being kind and sane is what's weird these here parts. So ...

... I forget which way round it is actually. It was only meant to be a passing joke...

We're not crazy. Insane, maybe, but definatly not crazy.

And I shall be your valient steed, Fonty. For I... am actually a horse! That can talk... And type... And looks just like a human... Oh yeah, and bonjour to ...

We are not random. We only apear so, as our real motive are hidden. The ermergence of our real motives will one day happen.... and all shall be explained. Until ...

I'd give you my crown jewels too, but that sounds dirty. Welcome :).

What language is hallo from?

Welcome to this lovely tropical paradise of the YWS Resort! We have everything here, from bananas, to pine trees and even hot topless woman* :). (*disclaimer: I mean hot in ...

I'm part of the royal familly, so I do (by default) rule. Heh. Did you think I was being serious? No? Oh... Welcome T-bag :).

YO! O.o FREE CHEESE AND BABIES FOR EVERYONE! Wow... you've moved up in the world - you're giving out cheese as well. And damn - you must have given me ...