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Forced rhyming is easy. Good rhyming, not so much.

YWS doesn't censor literary items. Anything to do with sex, though, should be rated R. (Adding a 'warning: contains sexual content' or something similiar at the begining of the story ...

Well, as with all words in writing, swear words have to be correctly used, not just thrown randomly in for the heck of it.

I never got to the end of Animorphs. I did try, but the next book I needed was only available for like £50, and there's no way I'm paying that ...

That tends to annoy many people though. I wouldn't recommend doing it.

I don't prefer either - it depends on the story. Typically, I treat 3rd person as default, and only really use 1st person in stories where I want to create ...

Free indrect speech says swearing in third person = okay. I honestly don't understand everyone's opposition to it. :( When writing in third person, the narrator often takes on the ...

Swearing in third person is fine. In fact, if your POV character swears, I encourage you to do it. It helps to give the narration the voice of the POV ...

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That would be because this thread is from three years ago. The picture is no longer on the internets.

Well, he's not really posing. That sort of publicity photograph isn't all that uncommon.

Haven't read any of them. I've heard that they're well written, but feature dull, flat and unlikable characters (the main character in particular). Also, all the people raving about them ...

Wuthering Heights FTW. It's a story of love, of passion, of hatred, and of revenge.

I'm sorry, but keening is a practice that appeared in only two small countries (Scotland and Ireland) and is now extinct. In my opinion, that is the very definition of ...