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If Eragon's a number one best seller, I'll kill myself right now. EDIT: No, it isn't. Few. *puts down shotgun*

Monkeys are just about winning... C'mon, we just have to keep it up a little longer :).

Look, monkeys are going to win. This is a well known fact. Accept it. 8)

Monkeys do well appear to be winning the vote. Go monkeys!

They can be (and have been) taught human sign language. What makes you think that monkeys have different personalities to humans? They can feel much of the same emotions including ...

Kat also said, And oh so many more. so lets realize this is a vote on the mascot. not a leader. So stop throwing around names. I agree with her ...

What in the name of the Holy Ape makes you think that monkeys can't change their facial expressions? Have you never seen a monkey (even on tv)? They are capable ...

Monkeys have personalities. All animals do - even spiders have been demonstrated to have personalities. Monkeys, due to their intelligence, are capable of many things - including culture, language and

A mascot shouldn't be 'awesome' or cool or badass. A mascot should be cute - especially a mascot for this site - and thus monkeys are far more suited. If ...

Why are you listing dragon names from media?

How can you tell it's published? All I can see is paper. Maybe the monkey doesn't like what he wrote ("Oh no! This is all cliched; that'll teach me for ...

No no; most writers rip up paper that has indeed already been printed (or at least written) on. Ripping up blank paper serves no purpose, except for - perhaps - ...

You've been reading Stephen LaBerge's work, haven't you ;)? Or, if you haven't, then I'm impressed. The only thing I disagree with is that realising its a dream will make ...

Ripping up paper and throwing it in the bin is a well known trait of writers.

Look! Picture!