Sureal

Of course you can join in old boy, of course you can! I say! A game of pollo... and with a duchess no less. How was the game? Rousing I ...

A bit more sugar... a bit more... Oh, to hell with it I say! Put all the sugar you have in, old boy. *drinks, pinky raised* Ah yes, that's the ...

Oh, absolutley old bean, absolutley. I'm never one to pass up tea, wot wot.

I'm not Canadian. I'm English too, old boy!

All fear my ass.

I'm a dude... ... and, um, what are kaleidoscope eyes?

Heh heh - don't worry about the small furry creatures. They act hard, but all it takes is a good stamping show to reduce them to an icky mess. ;) ...

Ah, I can't be bothered to have a war. Too much effort (have I ever told you I'm extremely lazy?) Have your stupid candy. *sureal wonders off, muttering about weapons ...

That's nothing... I've seen a tree that looks mysteriously like a penis. Our brains are constantly scanning our surroundings for objects that resemble things we recognise (which is what has ...

Wow - Gal wasn't kidding when she said you knew a lot about martial arts ;). I don't mind Taijutsu isn't amazing - it's the closest club to where I ...

I declare war on you and your furry companions. It may have been your candy to start with, but we stole it fair and square . Prepare to be extinct ...

I do martial arts :). Zen Kyo Shin Taijutsu (I'm prety certain that's right...). Anyways, as for your style - I'm not sure. I know little about these things I'm ...

Yup. And here's you first piece of advice 8) : For the love of God, don't feed the small, furry little creatures! They will ESCAPE, KILL YOU, and then STEAL ...

Why did they cut the head of? What exactly was the point? All it did was give the public a morbid fascination with the story - and thus lowering the ...

- Spiders (y'know, the big ones, with long skinny legs...) - My over the top and out of control imagination (no, seriously. I can make any scene scary... which is ...