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Do you hate food?

Because your local area is boring. If anything interessting happens, you'll hear about it from a friend. The problem with news, is that it will always be slanted to a ...

Stories. Poetry? I'm no good at poetry...

Smiling is for wimps.

Now... Send us a real picture of what you look like. Right you are. (hm, that came out very pale...)

You should see me Gazza. I am the most repulsive creature to ever walk the earth. Ask Fontroy if you don't believe me - he's seen a very small picture ...

You should see me Gazza. I am the most repulsive creature to ever walk the earth. Ask Fontroy if you don't believe me - he's seen a very small picture ...

So, Sam... I take it you like Green Day then?

The IQ test I took a few years (on the BBC website) listed by as having an IQ of around 89. Koko the gorilla has a higher IQ than me... ...

Human's can be expected to change in apearance - especially if we move to other planets. The humans that spend their life on Mars would look different to those who ...

Which was my exact point ;).

Nate, Koko the ape can contruct simple, rhyming, poems. 'Responding to spoken English as well as Ameslan, Koko also can understand the relationship between spoken and signed words. This link ...

Chimp's lack the mouth parts to speak English. They do, however, have their own simple language and can be taught sign language. Sources? Sure :). The second one is - ...

I imagine most people agree with that ;).

So... how exaclty DO you get it to count you?