Sureal

More? Please? Anyways, let us see now... I'm too lazy to go back and check your other sections, so I'll only spell check your last one :). "Get away from ...

All fear my ass.

I'm a dude... ... and, um, what are kaleidoscope eyes?

Heh heh - don't worry about the small furry creatures. They act hard, but all it takes is a good stamping show to reduce them to an icky mess. ;) ...

Ah, I can't be bothered to have a war. Too much effort (have I ever told you I'm extremely lazy?) Have your stupid candy. *sureal wonders off, muttering about weapons ...

That's nothing... I've seen a tree that looks mysteriously like a penis. Our brains are constantly scanning our surroundings for objects that resemble things we recognise (which is what has ...

This is my first (and more than likely, will be my only) story in the fantasty forum. I've just made the title of this story up on the spot - ...

Wow - Gal wasn't kidding when she said you knew a lot about martial arts ;). I don't mind Taijutsu isn't amazing - it's the closest club to where I ...

I declare war on you and your furry companions. It may have been your candy to start with, but we stole it fair and square . Prepare to be extinct ...

Wow - nothing for four days... and then replies :). Okay... emotion less: You're probably right - in fact I don't even know why I put that in there. Probably ...

I do martial arts :). Zen Kyo Shin Taijutsu (I'm prety certain that's right...). Anyways, as for your style - I'm not sure. I know little about these things I'm ...

Yup. And here's you first piece of advice 8) : For the love of God, don't feed the small, furry little creatures! They will ESCAPE, KILL YOU, and then STEAL ...

I'm part of the royal familly, so I do (by default) rule. Heh. Did you think I was being serious? No? Oh... Welcome T-bag :).

YO! O.o FREE CHEESE AND BABIES FOR EVERYONE! Wow... you've moved up in the world - you're giving out cheese as well. And damn - you must have given me ...

Yup. Naughty language... which is why this is a PG 13 ;). ... though to tell you the truth, I don't actually know what naughty language is in there... I ...