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8/10 I don't know what it is, but it looks awesome.

Good list :). Maybe I add some more? - Ejaculated - Drawled - Lisped - Questioned - Sneered

Definatly the swan tales. Red roses come second, Blue roses come third, Doggie paradise fourth, And dreaming of rabbits come last.

Hah, I like how you refer to the gun as a 'banana'. That actually took me by supprise :).

I believe that Fontroy is referring to the narrator there, Emma ;). The narrator is just some faceless person in the crowd, not really all that important. I could turn ...

I thought you said milk was stalking you. I came here to support you (as milk is stalking me too), but it turns out you aren't being stalked by milk ...

I felt like writing something a little different, so I wrote this. It's short, but I actually spent longer on this than most stories - mainly due to research and ...

I liked this :). My favourite imagery has got to be the cats and dogs floating down from the sky :P.

Heh, I'm British. I live in the South of England, so I guess my accent sounds posh to some.

Poor special effects can ruin a well acted, well scripted film. Special effects are very important to movies. Not the most important thing - they won't make or break a ...

I'd just to quickly slip in here that I am on Qi's side here. He reacted to an unfair post, he didn't act in the first place.

Hee hee :). I think favourite line in this has got to be, 'Marvin is so unlucky that he gets letters in the mail telling him he's lost contests he's ...

Hee, thanks everyone :). Bobo - fixed it :). concert - no, we don't. Um... I think we don't anyway... I never thought my accent was posh, but a little ...

Prositution is inevitable. Make it legal, and give 'em rules (eg. condoms must always ben worn, regular AID's tests etc) to make it safer. Violent porn - I know nothing ...

Do you hate food?