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If I had to choose between Blair and Bush, I'd go with Blair any day, on the simple basis that Blair sperates religion from the goverment.

Do cats like milkshake too?

Last I heard it was fashionable for Chinese (or was it Japanese? I forget...) men to have cosmetics enhancements done on their pectorial muscles. Kind of like the male version ...

But only if they're 44 years older than you, right?

I don't hide behind the crowd. It's just that the crowd agrees with me...

How to improve this story: 1) Make it longer 2) Flesh out narrator I'd do them both... but nah :P. I only wanted to write a short story, so that's ...

Emma likes older boys...

I couldn't say that to a girl with breaking into laughter.

You're too young to be stalked.

You could always sing if they asked you... 'I-like-big-butts, andIcan'tdeny...'

I know there was some genetics put into giving cats small legs (to prevent them from jumping high and damaging things in houses). They did actually succeed (the short legs ...

lol - this really caught my eye on the front page. Awesome :).

But, for the most part, it can be put down to how healthy the person in question looks ;).

Dear me, I make one joke and derailed the entire topic :p. I almost got banned from one forum cos I kept doing that...

I shall use my amazing literary powers to describe her, so that you shall not need a picture to know what she looks like. Okay then... She's a good looking ...