Sureal

Indeed. Science is not democratic.

Yeah. Although, really, it's just the end of a large cycle (the Mayan 13 moon calendar has many cycles - this is just one of the largest one).

Got it.

I do actually have wavy hair, but I straighten it because it looks stupid wavy. I too have wavy hair, and it does indeed look stupid like that. However, I'm ...

Ooh - I have an idea for a story, Actually, tis the first ever novel idea I came up with. I only have a handful of characters and a bit ...

'Please do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your genitalia.' I kid you not (although I can't remember the exact wording). Not sure if it's true though - I saw ...

I'm half Jewish. Can I join in the Zionist Conspiracy?

Okay, I've just signed up. I have no idea at all what I'm going to write (no, not even a genre), and can't be bothered to even think about it ...

We got onto the subject of conspiracy theories at school and one of my friends came out with, 'I heard the Israelis actually control the goverment,' and 'the Jews are ...

- Tess

Liz: Not a good time for what? Unless you thought I was making a joke (which I wasn't - I was being serious). Sorry to hear about your friend :(.

Feel free to use any of mine. There's a lot in them that can be critised. Also, I wanna go off and do a creative writing course in a years ...

It's easier for your loved ones to clean up.

Bob: XD

Rejected opening line from the new Harry Potter book: