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Yes. Which is unfortunate when I've already planned to kill them off.

My eyes. :( Please use a normal sized font. ConorR: I don't know quite how to break this to you, but this isn't a poem...

A dark figure stood facing the front gates of Alu’en, the fortress of Venar, his black robes whipping around him in the wind, his face hidden deep inside the cowl ...

Seth Ranlais awoke to the clangour of the great bell with a start and fell off his bed with a thud. - Suggestion: ‘Seth Ranlais woke with a start to ...

I could actually argue against your points, but to be frank, I have a headache and a lot of work, so lets just agree to disagree. :) Although If you ...

Don't worry Wiggy - nothing's being changed. BCE/CE is just an alternative to BC/AD, and doesn't have to be used. Although, having said that, I'm pretty sure a fair number ...

Um, I've never read the Da Vinci Code... And I also find the claim that I like to hear myself talk slightly offensive. And whilst we're here, I kind of ...

You'll need to host the photos on the web first. Try - it's easy to use, and free.

Actually, he had a number of followers, although mainly in Isreal. News of Him didn't reach other parts of the world until later. What's with the 'actually'? You've just repeated ...

My PS3 in general. It may be uber powerful, but it has an annoying habbit of freezing. Thankfully though, it usually only occurs outside of games, so it's only a ...

I wonder if it's human porn? Cos I can't really see that helping. There's gotta be an easier way to get them to mate - maybe we could teach the ...

Dunno if I've answered this already. Too lazy to look. Started, I believe, when I was thirteen, with a Warhammer fan-fic. Also at that young age, I also had a ...

Comma after 'ache'. The final three lines (starting with 'life was never good for her') does not flow as well as the begining. Also, what's with the big font?

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big! What would win in a fight? A lemon or a carrot?

Ofour, I think you've missed the point of rodent's post...