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8/10 - that's 300, right? (Probably wrong - haven't seen the movie yet...) Also, how dares you. :P

I really like the simplistic colours and pattern, so this this gets a nice 7/10. ^_^

Claudette: Black hair looks uber cool on you. JC: You look so ickle there. :P But you probably tower over me. XD Emma: I am failing to understand how you ...

8/10 - books are inherently awesome.

I noticed earlier. Tis cool. If you move your mouse over it quickly it kindda looks like it's talking.

He doesn't really need that now - his agent will deal with all the stuff: sending off submissions to publishers, recieving responses, engaging in negotiations, making sure he gets the ...

Ginny and Ron will both die, provoking a strong emotional response from both Harry and Hermione - not to mention the readers. Then Harry and Hermione get together, and pop ...

Oh yeah, [rude word]ing awesome! That's just so cool. When it finally comes out - and I'm sure it will, given the overwhelmingly positive response from agents - I'll be ...

A sawn-off shotgun is simply that - a shotgun cut down, so that it can be more easily concealed.

Hah, I remember reading this when I was still a new member. Your writing's improved since you wrote this.

I don't think it's a good idea to make it illegal, simply cos of the whole free-speech thing. Just laugh at holocaust deniers instead, tis much more fun.

Snoink beat me to my joke. :( (must kill pigs; revenge)

The Colour Purple, by I-forget-who. Never actually read it myself (apart from the rather disturbing opening), but whatever. Jurassic Park, by Michael Crichton.

I'm guessing the Inheritance series is a no-no. It is, after all, perhaps the main reason we're making this list. :P I've never read it (nor even heard of it ...

Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights . Homer's Odyssey and Illiad .