StormLord

Frankly, I couldn't care less about her. She doesn't give a damn about the world, why should the world give a damn about her? Big bucks. Just wait 'till she ...

*goes on poking spree*

Now that's worth watching!

*pouts* I thought you remembered that I'M stalking you! Hmph. Wow, you must be a good stalker. I never even suspected. Then again, I rarely turn back...

Happy burthday (Better late than never, huh?)

I'm actually afraid to intentionally flirt with people. I'm a veeeeeeery shy person (in those things, at least). I blush, I get this funny feeling in my gut, I forget ...

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe because he was imaging naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so ...

I wouldn't know... Guys are never stalked. Anyone wanna wager why?

Okay, guys, I'm gonna regruit (best term I could think of) you for a problem I nave. I trust you will help There's a girl at my school, and I ...

Nice (I really like the dancing elephant, though)

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> GO, Ari!!!

Muse, we are so getting married. That'll be a sight... Can I hold the candle on your first wedding night? Please??

LMAO :D :D :D :D Oh, man, I never laughed so hard in my life. here's one: BOY: Hey, girl, do you have breasts? GIRL: Yeah... BOY: So why don't ...

Yea, like this (pronouncing only) I lose patience with patients who don't have patience

Trust me, he'll be back. I know him. Sometimes he is so... melodramatic