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  • Poetry » Satire, Politics Re: Static SCUM 4 President

    Wow, you know a whole lot about Socrates don't ya bud? Too bad not a lot on critiqueing poems. Thanks for the one suggestion.

    Jul 15, 2018
  • Poetry » Humor, Dramatic Re: Buyer's Remorse

    Much thank for kind words and suggestions. Static happy to write poems for all beautiful Scum. Much Happ.

    Oct 9, 2017
  • Poetry » Humor, Dramatic Re: Buyer's Remorse

    Youre words make static scum happy, less scumy. Much thank.

    Oct 7, 2017
  • Poetry » Humor, Dramatic Re: Buyer's Remorse

    Static Scum approves of your words. Much thank.

    Oct 7, 2017


It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another.
— JRR Tolkien