Snoink

Snoink laughed manically. "YOU FOOL!" she said, "I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. NOW I HAVE THE POWERS OF THE SWINE!" And indeed, she looked like a ...

"I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE SALT," said Snoink in her demonic voice, "FOR I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU AND THUS I NEED MORE SALT SO I CAN USE ...

This is too big! Locked! Continue the story here:

Psh, you know you want it. :P And! Now to write really crappy stories, since y'know how much practice we've had... XD Also, feel free to do whatever you want ...

CHARACTERS: Rhiannon and Luke SUMMARY: it's like a spin off of Twilight (I think) EXCEPT the girl (Rhiannon) is going to be from a uberly military family and the guy ...

O_o

Um. No. You cannot do whatever you want. Explicit sex scenes are absolutely forbidden in storybooks. *Locked*

...grocery store and buying himself a hammer. "MWHAHAHA, NOW I SHALL BE ABLE TO DEFEAT...

To me, this seems a little harsh. I don't recall there ever being any clear-cut rule at the top of the Storybook forum saying that any sexual stuff has to ...

Crimson Tear. It sounds cooler. ^_^

I shall join! Name: Richard (known as Dirty Dick, or Dick for short) Age: 31 Gender: male Occupation: First Mate Bio: He was keelhauled when he was a sailor for ...

Hahah... nice try. But no. **LOCKED**

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Name: Snoink Rank: 5 red + Organization: SPEW Ship/Plane: The Oink Star. (Sort of like the death star, except it kills stories and poem en masse. And it has pigs. ...

Don was disturbed. He loved his cushy job.. it was all he had. So, because he now lost it, he would kill himself. "My life is a story not worth ...