Snoink

Name: Rita Hayworth Species: Human Age: 21 Gender: Female Occupation: Engineer Starting Location: Forest. She doesn't appear with Saare Hathrim though. Appearance: Dweeby-looking. About 5'0", nerdy gl

Bubbles! Grif was... MELTING! He started saying, "I'm melting! I'm melting!" Then the Wicked Witch of the West was like, "No you foomanshooz, you can't steal my line." So she ...

"WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?" cried Snoink. "DID WE END ON AN ANTICLIMATIC NOTE?" "YES, YES WE DID," Grif said. "THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE, I WAS THROWN INTO A COW." ...

OOC: Lol, be patient! "Should I wear this dress?" I said, holding up the dress to me. "Or this one?" Nikos looked utterly bored. "What's the difference?" "Well, this one ...

Out of Character: I (Snoink) am the one with the slight dyslexia... not my character. Sorry for the confusion! And it's really not a horrible mental disability, honest. Just a ...

My name is Mallory. A pretty name, right? Wrong. It means "bad luck." And unfortunately, this bad luck was following me even now. I concentrated at Nikos's feathers and pretended ...

Dude, is everybody who joins this storybook going to be mentally instable? XD We have a killer who likes to kill randomly, a "madman", and somebody who can make stable ...

Hahaha, you didn't say anything about the FRIGGIN' AWESOME PLOT I CAME UP WITH. Oh well. I guess we can talk about that later. Mallory Human Blue/gray eyes, light brown ...

...then they forced Sgt. Salt to come into the story and threw her over their shoulder. "OW!" cried Sgt. Salt, landing into a...

"PIZZA!" cried Snoink. "I LIKE PIZZA." Snoink stumbled towards the promise of pepperoni, but Grif did as well. They smashed and ricocheted from each other, Snoink landing into a swimming ...

They were in the clouds! The Who was with them-- they were singing, "I Can See For Miles." And indeed, both Grif and Snoink could see for miles. They looked ...

"WAIT! STOP!" Snoink and Grif turned to look at the storybook moderator who was panting furiously. "What do you want, mortal?" said Grif coldly. "Yes, what do you want, foolish ...

...the roof! Of course, it was the Beatles who were performing the rooftop concert. They looked at Grif and fumed, furious. "Attack, lads!" John called out! They used their super ...

...clock tower! Yes, Snoink had managed to toss Grif all the way to London, England, never mind that they were in California. Again, she laughed an evil laugh and Grif ...

...and it missed! Kaboom went a grain factory! Except grain is really explosive, so it was really: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, TONY!" she snarled.