Snoink

I nodded quickly and then stopped. Wait... this meant I got to be Qi's right-hand pig in his efforts to take over the world... COOL!

Never let a pig dance. I did try to dance... honest. But when he cranked up the disco music, I couldn't help myself. I started slipping all over the place... ...

Somebody handed me a hat that looked like a moose. Oooookay?

I shoot a red ink in his eye before running away, squealing all the while.

And then... my magical power reveals itself! I can make red pens come out of my nose. "Pretty good!" I said, giving him a piggish grin. Now... red pens. I ...

"Oof!" Being a pig is such a nuisance. It means everyone gets to fall on you. I hide from Qi. Being squashed by super big boots is just NOT my ...

"Oof! My hoof!"

I grunted and trotted up to Ari. "Nice dress."

I smiled. "This place is great!" I began laughing manically. Mesh (a cat), Sam (a very hyper Greenday band), and El (a pretty bird), were surrounding me. "Let's go to ...

"Um... I think there's something else wrong," I said, hobbling forward. "What's that?" Grif said. He looked like a big griffin. And Mesh looked like a cute kitty. And Qi ...

Then a gryphon landed on his bedpost.

The grapes Jack is eating squirts out and lands -- right in my eye. "AHHH!"

I overheard Mesh. AHA! She wanted to get rid of my stash of chocolate! Well, I had one word for her: NEVER! "THOU HAST PERTERBED ME NO MORE!" I screamed, ...

I bumped into a member. "Oh... hi...!" What was her name again? "...Haze!" She blinked. "It's Emma now." What the...? Suddenly Fontroy ran into me.

I squinted at TBR. She was obviously hallucinating. Of course, being the leader of points, she was too stingy to give any of hers away. She was starting to have ...