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The Pig Sty

  • Storybook Sanctuary Re: Forest of Phantoms [Spooktober Tagbook]

    "We need more pigs!" Snoink cried, waving her hands. "Pigs can stomp those loose leaf monsters to the ground -- no offense, @looseleaf," she added quickly as looseleaf crossed her ...

    Oct 18, 2025
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Vanessa “Take a deep breath!” Boba commanded. “Visualize what you’re going to say! Imagine saying it! And, whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK DOWN.” “She can look down if she ...

    Sep 23, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Cyril By the time it was midday break, Cyril was exhausted and had a new appreciation for cabbage farmers. His back hurt from leaning over so much, his body was ...

    Sep 22, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Vanessa “I want you to announce the tax cuts to the people in an official proclamation,” Isolde said calmly between spoonfuls of soup. Vanessa stared at Isolde, feeling uncomfortable that ...

    Sep 20, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Cyril Cyril woke up when someone threw something at his face. At first, Cyril was so out of it that he thought that someone must have thrown a rock at ...

    Sep 17, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Cyril He was a proud man? Even the very idea made Cyril angry. He had come to that witch helpless and asked to sit by the fire and drink tea ...

    Sep 8, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Vanessa So far, the meeting with Isolde had gone better – much better – than Vanessa had even imagined. She got Isolde to agree to limit her spending! Isolde agreed ...

    Sep 8, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Cyril As soon as Cyril tasted the stew, he knew that Lorelei was a powerful witch. He had known, of course, that she had at least a couple magical tricks ...

    Sep 6, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Mallin Normally, Mallin didn't like to follow requests made by humans. The reason was simple enough: humans were dumb. They lived for a fairly short time, they were shallow and ...

    Sep 6, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Vanessa They needed to cut taxes. The more she read about it, the more convinced Vanessa was about the necessity of cutting taxes for everyone in the realm. It seemed ...

    Sep 5, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Cyril Cyril couldn’t start a fire. The awful irony of the situation didn’t escape him. Him? Not being able to start a fire after literally setting his last camp in ...

    Sep 4, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Vanessa Boba bounced up and kicked the door open with his back legs. Then, wiggling his nose, he nodded to Vanessa and said, “Ladies first!” Vanessa quickly rushed into the ...

    Sep 1, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Mallin Watching the goose put on armor that made him look like a freakish armored black swan was hard enough – was his name Bonkers? That sounded about right. But ...

    Aug 31, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    Vanessa Vanessa approached the meeting with every apprehension. Truth be told, she didn’t feel very good in her new role as a Minister of Commerce. Though Boba hopped happily beside ...

    Aug 30, 2024
  • Archive Re: LSS: Total Party Kill

    IT. WASN'T. FAIR. Lorelei was being decked out like a real honest-to-goodness witch with a pointy hat and everything. Lee was having fun -- or as much fun as Lee ...

    Aug 25, 2024


Oh, Brightlord Tumul! How unexpected it is to see you standing there! I didn't mean to insult your stupidity. Really, it's quite spectacular and worthy of much praise.
— Wit (The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson)