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WHAT? No Deneb? What's wrong with you?! Yeah. I say other, which means what I'm really saying is Deneb. But my next favorite star would be Sirius, just because it's ...

Are girls really that much better? Obviously not, since we're the people thinking this up. XD Our sexual trends, thank goodness, are a lot more hidden, and guys are SO ...

Grif: just think of gryphons. On second thought, don't.

I'll be an adult in six months, lol. Scary, isn't it? I stopped playing with toys when I got my period at eleven. It wasn't a conscious effort, mind you, ...

(remember to crit a piece of work too!)

I think the psychologists who come up with that number are so horny themselves that they subliminally make the number more frequent than it is. :P

clock of fate

You guys/gals should really get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously. Except for Bobo. He really needs to get it in there, lol.

Sorry dear, I'm the eternal member of the (fill in the blank).

ZZAP as most hated!

Zelithon! You can't be nice! Your heart just can't handle that! PARAMEDICS!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away and whimpers* I mean... um... German shepherds rock!

I would probably find myself so sexy, that I would try to masturbate... But, of course, that attempt would probably fail, so then I'll probably wake up in a hospital. ...

Yes! That is the whole point of writing. Expand your boundaries. :)

For Daddy, by Ari [awwwwwwwwww...] Snowbirds, by yoha_ahoy [jumps around with a bird book in hand]