Snoink

Hmmm... Hysteria... haven't heard of you in TYWC. Nevertheless, welcome. I'm Snoink, also from TYWC.

spud

WARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives lots of smooches* I was thinking about you today actually... at 5 o'clock in the morning. It's good to see you around! Happy, happy days are here... :whistle:

LOL. A hint: for comedy, nobody can go wrong with the Bill Cosby approach. Basically, elaborate on the story until it sounds absolutely ridiculous. This is hard to achieve, but ...

Everything was fine in the farm -- the cows were mooing, the sheep were baaing, the pigs were oinking, the birds were chirping, the dogs were barking, the cats were ...

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I thought IQ tests were developed for the military, not engineers. Hmmm... Didn't take it, but I have passed the CHSPE, which means I graduated high school at age 16! ...

Geez, we're practically twins. Except, of course, that Griffinkeeper is my twin and so you can't be my twin... But I like to play clarinet, am conservative, and like to ...

Some of them look like confused penguins! Comedy is hardly fiction, but you did something which you should be slashed on your head for and beaten with a very large ...

I actually liked this poem. It took me several rereadings, but I did eventually like this poem. At first it pissed me off because I thought you had cluttered it ...

Oh dear! You wanted me to critique a romance? Not just a romance, but a romance with poetry? You don't know me very well... Nevertheless, I will try to critique ...

*shrugs* If roles are going to be reversed and you want to turn the conventional upside down and on its head, you better lull the reader in. "His Dark Materials" ...

Psh, but you don't have blue eyes! I do! Do not post here unless you have a stuffed elephant in your room.

Frakenstein

First of all, spell check it. There's lots of random errors. Most of them are readable, but I'm still not sure what "pubbing" means. Either that, or my American mind ...