Snoink

^ I remember her on TYWC! (unless someone took that username for here...)

Nah, you were fine. What I liked was the duel meaning of words that sometimes came up. My favorite line was this: "Passing the counter, a clerk cracks gum loudly ...

"How beautiful you are, how pleasing, my love, my delight! Your very figure is like a palm tree, your breasts are like clutseters. I said: I will climb the pam ...

^ Has a bluebird in her icon. BLUEBIRD! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

^ Has an avatar with a horse butt on it. XD

PETA's protests distract away from what should be its cause: to encourage people to treat animals better. They should do well with toning down its attitude.

I would rather have a nice park there. :P

Sometimes violent music serves a very good purpose. In the 1992 USA Presidential election, one song that was under attack was called, "Cop Killer." I looked at the lyrics and ...

^ Has been critiqued by Snoink for both the first and second parts.

Is this autobiographical? Twice in the story, you put semicolons where there should be apostrophes, be careful of that. Also, take care of sounding repetive. This piece wasn't bad, but ...

It'll be so easy. Nobody'll know I meant to do it. If I time it right everyone will think it was just an accident. Do it a few minutes before ...

Sure! You gotta look better than me! :D

You used adjectives to your full advantage! Good job.

:( There heads came off easily without me trying to mutilate them.

Yes but... I was giving my opinion! :lol: Listen to Reichieru. She's always right. :D