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Is cleaning up on his grammar! YAY!

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"Golden Slumbers" by The Beatles. Or, as Yoko would say, Beatles.

I changed it to "chuckled" though! ;) Sure, give me a full critique. It might help with my other stories, especially since you're talking about word choice, which is something ...

^ Likes hot topic.

Right now this is a funny story. Should I make it a creepy story with a more believable ending?

^ Read my story. LOL!

Obviously, in an order to be more environmentally friendly, the militaries of the world agreed to fire rabbit pellets from their machine guns only.

I would have never guessed...

Eh... I don't trust any guy who wears more make up than me. :P

^ Would rather have Greenday than The Beatles. XP

^ Thinks iPods are stupid. Actually, I would give it to my sister because she is the most awesomest sister around I love doing random nice things for her. She ...

^ Has an iPod. GIMME! GIMME!

*watches mushroom cloud*

Ooooooo! I love it! Then again, I love most abstract art, but still! I love the colors and lack of colors and... it's awesome. :D