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  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    I blame this on my husband. :P Seussian Love We can talk about love Or we can talk about snuvs! (We can talk a long time about snuvs and their ...

    Apr 14, 2016
  • Randomosity Re: New feature: Train

    What is this witchcraft?!

    Apr 13, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    God Give Me Grace Well, he said, with a sad smile on his face, That, with my tears in my eyes, looked woefully misplaced, You can make a tally and ...

    Apr 11, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    Remember: When it’s time for your toddler to go to bed And she screams and cries as you march ahead, And yells so loud her face is blue, And crashes ...

    Apr 10, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    To My True Love Truer love has never been known From my love, my spicy burrito, Wrapped up in a blanket of plain tortilla And paired with a virgin margarita. ...

    Apr 10, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    HI. I spent my spare time cooking today, because I am AWESOME. Here's a lame poem... Right on time! I can’t think of any proper rhyme -- But the pizza’s ...

    Apr 8, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    ...part of me wants to edit this terrible poem to actually be good and part of me is like, "HOLY SMOKES, I AM SO BEHIND." Follow the Money “Follow the ...

    Apr 8, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    ...DUDE. I'm Snoink! I have to write a poem about pigs. It's like... a law or something. When Pigs Flew Today, something happened — a wondrous thing! All the pigs ...

    Apr 4, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    ...this might possibly be my strategy for NaPo... >.> Poetry Gnomes When you need to write a poem, You should first consult a gnome. Tell them your beginning line And ...

    Apr 3, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!?! *sobs* Anyway, the first poem... * The problem with those butterflies Is that all they say are lies, lies, lies. They’ll tell you that ...

    Apr 2, 2016
  • Lounge, The Re: YWS now have their first publishing house!

    At first, I was like, "YAY." Then, I was like, "WAIT. WHAT." Then I despaired. The YWS toilet is bad enough in its current quarters... how is that even supposed ...

    Apr 2, 2016
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Should God be taken out of schools?

    If one is disturbed by this, then I think the issue is that the non-Muslim students have different mentality about this than him. @Lightsong... you do realize that you're blaming ...

    Apr 1, 2016
  • NaPoWriMo Archives Re: Snoink's Napowrimo attempt

    First attempt at Napowrimo! Wish me luck... *gulps* 13/30 1. The Problem With Those Butterflies 2. Poetry Gnomes 3. When Pigs Flew 4. Follow the Money 5. Right on Time! ...

    Apr 1, 2016
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Should God be taken out of schools?

    The thing is, @Lightsong, the sort of prayers that you're talking at your school about are some of the prayers that I would be uncomfortable with. Even if it wasn't ...

    Mar 30, 2016
  • Serious Discussion and Debate Re: Should God be taken out of schools?

    TEXAS CITY, Texas — When 8th-grader Christian Thompson was suspended for wearing a Catholic cross at Blocker Middle School. For reference, here's the article (links are always helpful, so those ...

    Mar 30, 2016


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