SkyeDragon

Granted, but when they arrived in the mail, they are scratched and don't work. I wish Jack wasn't dead.

Fortunately, the squirrel is actually a wizard who un-vaporizes me THEN does CPR.

Banned because I knew you would say that.

Granted, but you accidentaly shoot yourself in the butt when you stick the gun in the back pocket of your pants. I wish NicholasStone would post more on Challenge of ...

Fortunately, I am revived by a squirrel who knows CPR

Banned for have two wolves in your avatar.

Banned for having a long signature.

Granted, but that supercomputer becomes too smart and kills you. I wish I was at the rank legend in Halo, Reach

Fortunately, you find a bomb and nuke the whole area within a 50-mile radius

Fortunately, you find a sub-machine gun and shoot him down.

Granted, but the government learns of that ability and puts you on the front line in battle where you are shot at, feel the pain, but cannot die. I wish ...

Chocolate chip cookie! :D

Fortunately, someone paid your bail and you go free.

Here we are! Chit-chat, talk-talk all you want! :D

Awesome, now we can exchange ideas through this, since we can't talk through the storybook.