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"Edward! We have to stop-!" Boris shouted after him. But he had already ran off. Unbelievable. There was a bear out there, and he couldn't run after him and leave ...

Did nobody know anything about bears? It made sense that Edward wouldn't, he was a city boy. But now Boris was being confronted with the concept that just because James ...

Hey : p how we all goin? Just poppin over to say I'm super open to collabs with anyone who wants to (lookin at you peeps already in Traverse Town) ...

Fascinating. No matter how many times Boris tried the old 'slip in an apology directly after an insult' trick, it never, ever worked. Even now he wondered just when he ...

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Baba the Scarecrow Halloween Town Boxes propped open with sticks, and baited with shiny spoons littered the sparse moonlit cornfield wherever the dry stalks gave way to cracked, open ground. ...

Speakin a which, my post is making progress

Boris Dietrich Duplicitous, debonair, diva, disaster 1886 Had he ever looked like this? Like those bloodshot, shambling vagrants? Like the man before him, around, but far from present, senseless, yet ...

"Oh, don't you worry about a thing." said Boris confidently. "If any get on us, our good friend Maahes can set us on fire. That'll show the little bastards." He ...

"You may notice I waited until it was far away from us, before I took the shot." Boris corrected him. "But you do have something of a point."

Boris raised an eyebrow at Aegeas. He liked that grumpy curmudgeon of an otter, but he didn't understand him at all. Humour, especially morbid humour, was the superior coping mechanism, ...

White ants, in the ground, at the roots of everything. Boris had seen them up in the trees where he had scouted from, and the others saw them too, under ...

Boris took one look at Edward with his flower crown, and smirked. "You look like a girl." he blurted. Then, too late, he remembered something else he had been meaning ...