SirenCymbaline

Yay! you have time to play video games! buuuut the glitches are not in your favour. The fighting games think you got hit when you weren't, and the enemies think ...

After corrupting somebody elses wish, you have to make a wish of your own for the next person to corrupt, or the game is too one-sided. I wish for a ...

Your phone automatically renews itself when it is supposed to, how it is supposed to, and exactly how much it is supposed to. However, it is now possessed. I wish ...

World peace is acheived, but seeing as you failed to specify what world, it is not the one you live in. I wish that the cat would never use my ...

I can't decide! I've always thought it would be cool to see my own name in print, but then again there are a few reasons that a psuedonym could be ...

Enjoy your financial stability! but the catch is, you have to move in with some stuffy authority figure that you hate. And they have obnoxious relatives that visit, often. I ...

Granted, but you can only drink cheap-tasting decaf. I wish I could understand the way my mind works, and in relation the difference of the way the world itself works, ...

Enjoy the New York Zoo's penguin exhibit. I wish there would be a pretty full moon tonight.

Cry fabulousness! And let flip the locks of Thor! because What ____ on yonder ____ _____? Because Romeo and Juliet has been taken out of context so many times now, ...

Granted! He is caring, kind, funny, and anyhing you could ever want in a brother, and you and the whole family are very happy with him. But his evil fairy ...

The Dandelion. Because you can find them everywhere in Spring here. I also adore Snowdrops, but I very rarely find them.

I have to refrain from saying the cake was a lie because that would be so, so lazy. You get your cake and you eat it. And then the cake, ...

What power? (seriously, don't make me finish this on my own.)

I used the generator. With a little fiddling, mine turned out like this. Mitch + Buddy 4eva or Were-sparklefairypirez r da bomb Mitch knew Buddy was different from the other ...

I found this really funny fill-in-the-blanks story generator here- You basically fill in the word blanks as indicated, and see what you can come up with. Extra points for stupid ...