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Siren followed after Maahes, running on all fours. When she caught up to him, she got up and slowed to a jog beside him. ''Maaa-hes, wait, you could get lost. ...

"I'm accustomed to discretion. Your secret will be safe with me." At least it would be, for the time it would take me to drain two more glasses. Which was ...

I smiled back. "Splendid. I'm Boris-" My introduction was cut off by yelling from across the bar-room. I darted a glance over at the frazzled German and the two youths ...

AAAHHHH thanks you guys, like I didn't friggin believe it for the first few seconds. Yeeeeeeeee you guys are the sweetest

There she was, a heaven-sent distraction in a silvery dress and heavy boots. I didn't remotely need the vodquila to approach her, but it certainly did not hurt. Well, it ...

Siren did not know exactly how to properly address Kratzer about what was going on. So she just asked him "Was it pirates?" Her current lisp made it sound a ...

Raiden's charade had officially become annoying again. "Oh, put a bloody shirt on." I said irritably.

I'm bringing in our good old Boris, and making him pre-Lost City so I don't have to work in memories of that, or Masquerade. Presently, I was beyond caring how ...

Siren decided to let Liam answer the man while she fished the stinger out of her tongue.

I believe that context is very important. For example, I think that the blind jokes about Toph in Avatar are okay because she is the one making those jokes. That, ...

''I am a Merfrog!'' she said, pushing hard to pronounce the 'r's in that word. ''I come fwom the Theath of Whye, and... I wath not meant to eat that ...

Siren's sullen expression was replaced immediately with joy, and she nodded her head energetically.

Siren looked back up at Liam, and smiled crookedly. ''I am Thiwen! Thiwen. Thiwen! No! Gah! I'll tell you wayter.'' she said sullenly through her casualty of a tongue.

Siren didn't know what to say back. She looked at Liam, looking at the hurt man, then looked back and forth between them. There was nothing to interrupt these strange ...

Eee. Siren didn't take it personally. He needed some more time. Siren got up, and moved over to the other man. ''How 'bouchu?'' she asked him, every bit as sunny ...