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"you really do have the diet of a 7 year old with a liquor license" ~ Atticus

  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "Yeah," Derik agreed flatly, far less excited about the prospects. "Maybe if one of us pretended to get knocked out... it would make them lower their guard? Think there was ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "So that's not gonna help us with the guards," Derik sighed. "Knocked me silly in under a minute. I was hoping..." He was silent for a moment. Things weren't in ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    Derik nodded. Three wouldn't be terribly difficult to overpower between the two of them. The bigger issue would be getting all the way out of the prison before other guards ...

    Jun 1, 2021
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    Good? This didn't feel good. Derik let Kazimir drag him across the cell and throw him against the wall, watching in dreadful anticipation as Kazimir hit the wall instead of ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    Derik felt his stomach flutter a bit but forced himself not to retreat as Kazimir loomed uncomfortably close. It wasn't like he hadn't gotten his ass kicked plenty of times ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "Are you really this dumb?" Derik scoffed before he could stop himself. "Really? You think your strategy's gonna work out how you plan?" Derik pushed himself to his feet and ...

    Jun 1, 2021
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    Derik glared at him, hoping he'd catch up soon. "I don't know what you're talking about. All I know is that if there's a guard listening, I'd really, really like ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    Derik was quiet a moment. He should have kept his mouth shut about Transporting. "... Yeah." "Good thing we're just joking, ha ha!" Derik said loudly. "I'm just hoping to ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    As if he hadn't heard that one before. "Yeah, well..." Derik rubbed his neck resentfully, remembering where the needle had gone in. "We're in a holding cell."

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "For fun?" Derik scoffed, surprising himself with how outraged he was by it. "Why the fuck would you do this for fun?" He'd have to think about the other options ...

    Jun 1, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "Oh, it's--" Derik waved his hand vaguely, realizing he shouldn't have said that. But he was committed now. "I lied. My magic takes you here, puts you here." Derik gestured ...

    Jun 1, 2021
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    "I'll help," Derik answered. At first, he kind of meant it as a joke but when he thought about it, it wasn't a terrible idea. Hell hath no fury like ...

    Jun 1, 2021
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    "Something like that," Derik agreed. He couldn't remember what sort of political structure Nye had -- and doubted a random criminal he met was going to know about alternate realms ...

    Jun 1, 2021
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    "Gods no, I don't know him," Derik retorted but decided to continue quickly before Kaz could get too many ideas in his head. The man was entirely too big to ...

    Jun 1, 2021
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    Derik would have been alarmed at the mental image of someone's head being electrocuted -- up close and personal. But he was too distraught at the thought that he was ...

    Jun 1, 2021


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