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Shady

"you really do have the diet of a 7 year old with a liquor license" ~ Atticus

  • Archive Re: Mortimer's Magical Grocery Store

    Aashi Aashi glanced over at the wailing bin of carnivorous carrots nearby. When they noticed her looking, they took a pause in their lament to bare their stubby little teeth ...

    Aug 1, 2022
  • Archive Re: A Pig, Space, and a Lot of Chaos

    Shady glanced around, desperately wanting to use the ‘and there was much rejoicing’ meme from that Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene with Robin’s minstrels and such. But then ...

    Jul 31, 2022
  • Archive Re: Mortimer's Magical Grocery Store

    Aashi “That sounds dreadful,” Aashi said. “…no offense! I don’t mean it personally. Just like. In general. I’ve never heard of sugarless muffins winning any sort of competition ever. I’m

    Jul 31, 2022
  • Archive Re: Mortimer's Magical Grocery Store

    Aashi “Well… that’s rather rude.” Aashi furrowed her brow, considering it for a moment. “Well… I suppose we don’t have much choice but to comply if we want to appease ...

    Jul 31, 2022
  • Archive Re: Mortimer's Magical Grocery Store

    Name: Aashi Pronouns: she/her Age: 22 Appearance: Tall, thin, dark skin. Black hair that she keeps braided and then twisted into an updo. Blue eyes. Usually has a pleasant expression ...

    Jul 31, 2022
  • Archive Re: A Pig, Space, and a Lot of Chaos

    "Hey, wait a second, what's with all the batfish slander?" Shady blinked, very confused about where they currently existed in time and space. "I look away for two minutes and--" ...

    Jul 28, 2022
  • Archive Re: Macabre Schematics Maniacally Shattered

    Sadie wasn't impressed with the tech setup of this organization, and quickly decided she wasn't going to play this game on their terms. So she retreated to her own apartment ...

    Jul 27, 2022
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Eldritch

    Haha nice try but I’m pretty sure edits don’t work like that xD but yes I love the @lliyah avvies they’re fantastic

    Jul 26, 2022
  • Roleplay Duos Re: The Perfection Trials

    "Look at you, knowing more about tech than me," Sadie said playfully, scanning the camera around like they said. Then she stared directly into the camera panning around both of ...

    Jul 25, 2022
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Eldritch

    Hah! Quinn was right. It was painful to have to wait, but Pratik was grateful that she offered. It was better this way. When a girl could help another girl, ...

    Jul 25, 2022
  • Archive Re: Of Crows and Songbirds (Part 3)

    Ky glanced between them, a little nervous now. What did that mean? Was it going to be a difficult dance to pick up? Sort of sounded like it. And the ...

    Jul 25, 2022
  • Archive Re: Of Crows and Songbirds (Part 3)

    Co-written with da fab grand Gods, how did she always get herself in these situations? She'd had to go and run her stupid mouth about dancing to a noble, and ...

    Jul 22, 2022
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Eldritch

    Ky was fine-tuned to pick up on the slightest hint of irritation, and even more so anger. She knew that look. That was the look that always happened right before ...

    Jul 20, 2022
  • Roleplay Duos Re: The Perfection Trials

    "...I don't know if that's actually a thing... but we can try it!" Sadie pulled her phone out and opened up her camera app. "So, just like, rear-facing cam and ...

    Jul 20, 2022
  • Roleplay Duos Re: The Perfection Trials

    Sadie scoffed, cussing under her breath, and stood up, scanning her eyes around. She strode over to the TV to see if it was equipped with any spy cams around ...

    Jul 20, 2022


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— Yiddish proverb