Shady

You are a geologist that was perplexed by this sudden eruption of the volcano so you get on a raft and start paddling to the island to see what’s up. ...

Hahaha valid As the coroner is checking you out, your ghost hears about the whole honey spectacle outside and your fomo brings back a spark of life. You revive in ...

@mailicedenamedy to the shock and dismay of everyone around you, you were in consorts with the Prince of Sweets. You are the first to hear when he gets arrested so ...

Again, I wouldn’t even be mad xD let me die happy. Worth it. @mailicedenamedy you’re walking along side of a country road at night. A man in a windowless white ...

I sea no problem here

That’s valid! I don’t actually have any frame of reference since I haven’t been there myself. Just seems like y’all have healthcare which is more than I can say as ...

xD omg @mailicedenamedy you’re reading a book and don’t realize that you begin hallucinating. Suddenly you’re completely immersed in the story. Then the dragon comes out of nowhere and scares ...

Bold of you to assume I haven’t.

True dat xD imma give you mail this time for obvious reasons haha

MY BRETHREN

Bold of you to assume reality actually exists.

Lice I’m sorry but literally the way I remember to spell your username @mailicedenamedy is ‘mail’ ‘lice’ but with only one L lol

I’m going for Europe too. Seems like some countries over there are pretty progressive and actually have human rights and such.

Honestly I wouldn’t even be mad xD @Mailicedenamedy as you’re running from the geese you trip over a root of a tree and get toppled of a short cliff. By ...

@Mailicedenamedy you miss the last ever bus to the grocery store and get taken by the geese as you try to walk there yourself