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"you really do have the diet of a 7 year old with a liquor license" ~ Atticus

  • Roleplay Duos Re: Kittens and Trouble

    Pratik stared at himself in the broken mirror hanging over the sink. He'd taken off his shirt, but there was still blood smeared on his chest. More blood on his ...

    Jun 6, 2021
  • Completed Hall of Fame Re: I Survived a Roleplay Realm Game Show

    "Shhhhhhhh." Jerica dramatically put a finger to her lips. "The grown ups are talking now, Lordy. Go do your little dance of shame if that makes you feel better."

    Jun 6, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Kittens and Trouble

    Pratik kicked himself mentally as he made his escape. He was usually so good at choosing what persona he wanted to pursue. Usually, he chose to come across as grouchy ...

    Jun 5, 2021
  • Completed Hall of Fame Re: I Survived a Roleplay Realm Game Show

    "Oh, same," Jerica answered before the insult truly registered. She shrugged. "I mean, you're kinda annoying. But I'd rather roast one of them." She nodded towards Lordy and Carter.

    Jun 5, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    Derik thought for a moment. "Same for me. I was going to eat on the road once I picked up the scent of my target and then... well..."

    Jun 4, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Strengths, Smarts, and Subconsciousness

    "I don't pity you," Jerica snapped. "You're a raging psychobitch that's pissing me the fuck off. You probably do deserve to be here just as much as I do, but ...

    Jun 4, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    So, he didn't know. "Ah... well, I'm sure whatever it is will taste fantastic with how hungry I am. I'm starving."

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    He was a giant toddler. Derik watched him and shook his head, then flopped back on his own bed with a sigh of relief. This was exactly what he needed ...

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "Says the man sprawled in the middle of the floor." Derik flopped down on the bed and started pulling his boots off.

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Kittens and Trouble

    "I know." That was the wrong response. He knew it the instant it was out of his mouth, but it was too late to take it back. He probably sounded ...

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "Alright, 4-toe Kazzy," Derik retorted, watching -- entirely unimpressed -- as Kaz threw himself down in the middle of the floor. He stepped directly over Kaz's abdomen to walk towards ...

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    "And get food," Derik commented with a nod, not sure which one he was more grateful for at that point. He scanned for the right room and then let them ...

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Kittens and Trouble

    Pratik snorted and his smirk grew. The more she talked, the worse it got, and the more amused he was. "I look like I took on the entire football team ...

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Kittens and Trouble

    'Mr. High School Dropout' Pratik mocked as he walked. Byrd was such a jerk. He couldn't wait to get out of this stupid school in this stupid town. There was ...

    Jun 3, 2021
  • Roleplay Duos Re: Crime™

    Not his mom --? What was Kazimir even saying? While Derik was trying to work it out, Kazimir began working out the details of the room. He was vaguely concerned ...

    Jun 3, 2021


I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
— Homer Simpson