ShadowDweller

Name: Shadow (Or Shade to my few friends and many enemies) Age: 14.5 Instrument I play: I play both the clarinet and the kazoo. Three things you may or may ...

Are "they" wizards?

How did you not know that?

You get back Taylor Swift, who will only sing while you're in the shower. *I check my pockets and realizing I have nothing, press the coin return. A coin comes ...

Amy

You get a police cruiser. The red one. *Inserts experiment 625*

I can't think of a single change to perfect this poem. It already is perfect, the way I see it.

We three lie on our backs In midday summer heat Staring at the stars Wondering Just wondering What will happen tomorrow? Both he and I lie on our backs In ...

When life gives you lemons, don't brush your teeth.

This review will be brutal, read if you dare. CAPITALIZATION! The first letter of every sentence, proper nouns, and the I's need to be capitalized. Just do it! The extra ...

Well, although I have only a fuzzy idea of what love actually is, I think you captured it perfectly. It had a good rythem and I like how in the ...

Wow. Can I take this and put my name on it? Just kidding. Maybe. There was one correction I can spot. In the third stanza, second line, I think you ...

Who doesn’t like drama? People like the dramatic. It’s the truth, and it’s usually a sad one. No one watches a movie with no conflict or reads a novel about ...

You get a coin! *inserts coin*

Oh. My. Satan. This was amazing! I had to remind myself a dozen times I couldn't laugh out loud sitting at a library computer! I couldn't spot any mistakes and ...