Satan

In a forest, in a country, in a continent, on a planet, in a galaxy, in a solar system, there was a short, chubby, brunette haired woman...

We have a chance to make history. The zombies invaded our city, but tonight -- Tonight we're going to invade their city!

The dodge button for The City, a video game I had recently become obsessed with, was the red O.

Cream cheese on the floor, not a problem, but Mr. Polo outside clawing at my door with one arm, yes. Definitely a problem.

All video games have a basic plot to them. Kill all the zombies, rescue the princess, defeat the wizard, find the cake, that sorta stuff.