Sanareth

Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river ...

Skates

You get a gremlin creature thing that eats your avatar. >.< Grr, Liverpool! Ahem, what precisely do you have against Liverpool? You better not be a Manchester United fan. No, ...

Banned for aaaargh, Sweeny Todd!

You get a gremlin creature thing that eats your avatar. >.< Grr, Liverpool! -inserts coin-

You get a gremlin creature thing that eats your avatar. >.< Grr, Liverpool! -inserts coin-

Banned for using a cliche in your location.

Nope, make chocolate as sweet as it comes is please. No bitterness required. TPBM is listening to music as they read this?

1st: 7/10- Makes sense. 2nd- 9/10- it certainly applies to this place. :)

Your head. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Some sort of wannabe conductor, who can't get into music college. Arthur Simpson

Sniff lamposts, chase postmen, you know the drill. What would you do if you were attacked with green spray paint?

Construction, but done by pros. How were dalmatians invented?

Likely

I copied this from a webiste, but you could write a word on the board, cover it up, then give everyone a minute from when you reveal it to write ...