Sam

"Pretty colors." what would you say if everything you touched turned to gold?

"Ohhh...now the magazines...and jail tips...are free!" What would you say if...George Bush lived in your attic?

"She sounds amazingly like me..." what would you say if your cat suddenly imploded and then vanished?

"How do you say rock candy in Birdieish?" What would you say if you knew you only had five more minutes on this earth?

"Do I know you?" what would you say if TBR suddenly came out of your computer?

ORANGE! or not...

*grr* " And I survived 12 weeks of keyboarding for nothing??" what would you say if your computer crashed while you were sending an email that determined the fate of ...

"uhm...so...Billy Joe...Tre Cool...any...uhm...weird stuff at the place with the thing..." What would you say if you had all the money in the world?

"Creeped out." What would you say if you could unlock things telepathically?

"And i wasted my time all these years..." what would you say if you found out...that I was actually a guy?

"And yesterday she was only starting on the throne..." what would you say if [this is very stupid] but suddenly all your childhood toys came alive and ate your socks?

"I wanna be just like him when I grow up!" what would you say if your teacher turned into a werewolf and couldn't come to school? (you can pick any ...

"How much Chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck?" what would you say if Nate died and the site was taken over by anti-writing ...

"*chucks computer out window* THERE!!! HAHA!!! AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST A MERE LOSER...." What would you say if your TV imploded?

I like cheese.