Sam

To put it simply: there is a government-sanctioned organization out to kill me, and, what's more, there's a five-thousand-pound price tag on my head. Hurrah. - Luke Summer is nearing ...

Girls who squeal. There's nothing that's really scaring them- so why do they do it when they're happy? - David Master Blackwell writes theorems slanting upward when he's excited about ...

That's one I'd have to read a jacket flap for- I love numbers in titles, but it doesn't seem to mean anything right off the bat. The Opium Poets

I loved Levin! I know! He's a sweetheart, I think. A good guy. ...though, Vronksy is hot, though balding. More on the Russians: Ward No. 9 and Other Stories , ...

At night, floating on my back in Corporal's Pond. Grand view, with all the stars shining through the trees...the only drawback is water up your nose, but mankind's killed for ...

English. It didn't take me particularly long, but I think I've still got an accent. *pales* Luke, do I have an accent? - Upton Why are you asking me? - ...

Amazingly at home. ...I'm sorry, did that sound prattish? I'm a bit new to judging people by the way thier pockets jingle, if you hadn't guessed such already. - Luke ...

Owls? Er...no. I like most birds, they seem so impeccably clean all of the time, even when they live in trees and eat worms. -Upton They're God's sick, cruel form ...

*hides copy of Crime and Punishment and Anna Karenina* Uhm, no, what are you talking about? Nonsense, that's what! This is an absolutely Russian-free zone!

Mostly, I 'forget' to go to class on Mondays. That was a true statement, once, but I found it terribly convenient...grand for the circles beneath your eyes, too. Oh, and ...

Redwall used to be absolutely epic, but sooner or later you come to the realization that it's a bunch of mice in tights frolicking about. I remember Captain Underpants as ...

Honesty? I don't like to be cynical...but I don't like getting wet with water I haven't seen poured and I don't like vomiting all over myself. -Upton Riding the boat ...

I love most everybody- except for Thomas, but that's only because Luke says he's a worthless arse. I don't know. I think he's alright, but Luke knows a lot about ...

I like the Russian writers for their long, flowy sentences- they've got a knack for making them winding, but they end with a punch. It's like a whole story compacted ...

My back hurts like all Hell. Honestly...stupid, stupid tailor said he'd put extra feathers in the mattress, but it feels like rocks. Some sort of sick goose, that is. - ...