Sam

I think Snoink deserves snaps. WE SHALL! Honestly, I only read the first three pages of Eragon and I didn't like it at all...if you can turn a reader off ...

Well, the dude's like 19 and obsessed with dragons and whatnot, so no wonder it takes him seven sentences to say the kid got a boner. A perfect example of ...

Just ask internal hard (iPod) drive was very tragic. :P

Unforseen effects? :P I'm not really supposed to watch R-rated movies...and yet, read some of my stuff and realize it's not exactly butterflies and rainbows. (Just ask Misty. :P) The ...

MWAHAHAHA! Scary? Yes. Plausible? Yeah. :P

COOKIES! Cookie shipments should arrive in 1-3 business days. :P

MISTY! *pokes* You're not unimportant. Actually, you're the person who made me stop when I dragged the file to the trash. :P

Let's just say I'd give 'em to you if I could. :P

Thanks guys! I'll probably send out the first PM tonight. And it's great that I have a variety of people to test out audience. WHEE! :D You all deserve cookies.

Sweet! Thanks guys- it's good to get stuff out there, you know?

1. Angela's Ashes, by Frank McCourt 2. My Brother Sam is Dead, by Christopher and James Lincoln Collier 3. Bloody Jack, by L.A. Meyer 4. The Minister's Daughter, by Julie ...

It makes you look 'adult', I guess. And when you're constantly stuck in a school full of immature horny brats, it helps a little. I suppose, at least.

110, average. :D Haven't taken a test in awhile though so it may have changed.

Yeah...there was a huge fan somewhere on here... Anyway, I don't really mind 'em. Give me a good strong electric bass radio for Sam! :P

Yeah, I got those a lot too but did above. You're not alone, Troy! :P