Sam

A LIGER!!! it's only my favorite animal in the entire universe

"Dude, HERE'S my rock candy." What would you say if you discovered you were trapped in the middle of a blank void?

I'd have the ability to...? FLY! and have an unlimited supply of rock candy

You already gave me the first chapter... :wink:

"Taxi!" what would you say if you found out you were psychic?

If there's no problem with copyright and things like that, could you try brand name stuff? Like maybe 'Abercrombie' on the front of the shirt and things like that.

OH, and I caught the Mark Twain reference. Nice, very nice...

I have to agree with Crysi lol. And yes, i finally did get it...after reading the second part. I don't really have any critique, though if I find any, you'll ...

"Dude, why'd you take my rock candy?" what would you say if you learned you flunked your algebra test?

"Mom, leave the plane tickets by the front porch. Meet you in Africa next year..." What would you say if you heard that your house was about to be taken ...

yes i did indeed write part of this...all hail me

Personally, I thought this poem was so-so. The lines in italics were kind of...I don't know, just too slow for me. I loved the last two stanzas though, those were ...

I thought the poem was absolutely exquisite, but the title doesn't really do it any justice. It's kinda long and wierd...but that's OK. 'i thought you were trapped in the ...

OK...this poem I'm posting as two parts since they're both very confuzzling and would sound weird together. :D Edit: I'm having troubles with the second part so I'll post that ...

"Dude, where's my rock candy?" What would you say if you heard on the news that a flaming meteor was about to hit the earth?